duminică, 8 septembrie 2013

Seungri on SNL Korea

SEUNGRI'S CLASS: (Seungri filming a music video)
Seungri: I guess Mr. YG knows who's making hits, that's why he sponsored this.
Director: We got super model Clara.
Clara: Hello, I'm a big fan. *tries to shake hands with Seungri*
Seungri: Hello *only grabs one of Clara's fingers*
Gangsters come to the set saying YG owes them money. They get the expensive bike, which was replaced after with a delivery bike.
Seungri: It's okay. It doesn't matter (to making it popular)..
Gangsters get the expensive chair and wine, which were replaced after with a small chair and soju.
Seungri: It's okay. It doesn't matter..
Clara walks out and then was replaced by an older lady.
Seungri: It's okay. It doesn't matter..
Gangsters come back to get Seungri's clothes.
Seungri: Who do you think you're dealing with? I'm YG Big Bang's Seungri!!!!
Director: Should we stop filming?
Seungri: It's okay. It doesn't matter..

MR. YG AND GENIUS IDOL G-DRAGON
Host: The reason of Big Bang's success?
YG (Seungri): Big Bang likes me very much. I think they're successful because they like and follow me. Seungri is the youngest. I really feel like he will surpass the other members. He's very talented.
*GD singing Heartbreaker*
YG (Seungri): A lot of people know that auto-tune is the thing we put on the real voice, but Jiyong does it all by himself.
Host: What does SWAG mean, I think you know?
YG (Seungri): SWAG is the thing you get in the hospital. *He means IV, which sounds similar in Korean
Host: About Seungri's scandal in Japan.
YG (Seungri): Seungri had a hard time. There were a lot of things that were exaggerated. The magazine said she was choked, but if that's true, she should have gone to the police station.
Host: I know, but…
YG (Seungri): *choking the host* Seungri is a person who's very soft and fragile. He's a nice guy. I'm Yang Hyunsuk of Seo Taeji and Boys. You know? Jiyong, let's go.
G-Dragon: Get your crayon pop! papapa~

NIGHT RESTAURANT
Seungri: You're a regular customer in this restaurant?
Shin Dong Yup: Yes, this egg. They cook it the same way my mother did. *Cries while eating the egg, then gets consoled by a beautiful woman*
Seungri: This curry! It's very delicious! Mom! Are you watching?! This tastes just like yours. *Cries*
Shin Dong Yup: This abalone soup tastes just like my mom's. Mom, I won't cry this time. *Cries*
Seungri: *Asks for dessert and gets tomato juice* My mom used to make me this for my health! Mom! Are you watching?!
Seungri's Mom: I'm here!


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